“I found out long ago It’s a long way down the holiday road Holiday” Remember the Lindsey Buckingham song from “National Lampoons Vacation [LISTEN]“? Well it’s true.
Left home yesterday at noon, myself, Gillian, the kids and the inlaws (Anne and Hugh). We were in two cars headed for Devon but we decided to stop at a travel lodge near Birmingham. Wise choice as we didn’t reach it till after 6 because the traffic was so bad. We left Birmingham at around 10:30 thismorning and finally arrived at our distination at 3:15pm. So here we are on the English Riviera, well named, the weather is superb. Jordan and Hope couldn’t wait to get into their summer clothes for a pose outside the caravan.
Carrie sent me a text earlier with a picture of Gracie trying to escape from her cot by the looks of things.You probably realised that I am in the 93% part of the country that 3Mobile covers. Yahoo! I’ll blog some more if I can manage to tear myself away from the sun


Well as you probably realise, I was unable to blog last week as I could not get a signal.
Twice a year, summer and winter, for the past eight years Gillian and me have taken a bunch of local kids away to camp. So we’re off tomorrow. I won’t see Gracie for a whole week but Carrie has promised to send me regular reports and pictures and I’ve got myself a 

I was thinking about buying some new shirts the other day, I seen a few that I liked they were the kind of shirts I wore in my late teens/early 20’s; they are collarless shirts called “grandpa shirt” or “granddad shirts”. They seem to be making a comeback now as happens with fashion but then I started thinking, It was trendy for me to wear a granddad shirt when I was young but what about now that I really am a granddad it doesn’t sound quite so trendy to me, now that in fact every shirts I wear is a granddad shirt - literally .

I remember in the kitchen there was a huge double sink with a mangle (wringer) between each sink. It seems ‘Stone age’ but mum would do the washing in the sink then put it though the mangle to squeeze the water out then the clothes would be hung out to dry. Anyway I remember being bathed in the kitchen sink and from what I remember it was great. All the family, I think, were bathed in the sink. Now the sinks are far too small, there’s hardly enough room for the dishes never mind children.
After nine months of good behaviour we’ve had to send Gracie to the pen. Gracie hasn’t attempted to crawl but can she get about, she can roll across the room in the blink of an eye and then she is into everything. So I thought it was about time we invested in a playpen. The one we got was made by 







When I was a youngster my mum had a “Button Tin” that was full of cotton reels, old coins, string, thimbles, marbles, shells, and yes - buttons. We would play for hours with the contents of the “Button Tin”. Now you can buy a tub of coloured cotton reels and buttons from 

“Away the ‘nock!” That was the chant of several thousand people from my home town of Cumnock yesterday when they travelled to 

I knew that in Spain there were some freaky rituals that people took part in like the running of the bulls in Pamplona, where people allow bulls to chase them though the streets, goring whoever isn’t fast enough. Or there’s even the freakier ritual held in the village of Manganeses de la Polvorosa where a live goat is carried through the streets and is then thrown from the town’s bell tower. But “Baby Leaping” how cruel and unusual, I’m sure that in this country, after a health and safety check and a risk assessment had been done, “Baby Leaping” would definitely not be allowed.
My son Jordan and his class (P1) were doing a topic on Christianity and last week, they were talking about baptism. The class were to act out a baptism ceremony, Jordan was chosen to play the minister and had to dress appropriately. We managed to get hold of a “Dog Collar” (Clerical collar) and put it on him.
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On Mother’s Day, 2007, British national television ran an intriguing story. Peggy Bush’s daughter had died, so Peggy absorbed the responsibility of caring for her daughter’s three children while her son-in-law worked. Then, tragically, her son-in-law also died. With both parents gone, Peggy took her three grandchildren in and raised them as if they were her own.
In the mid-sixties a doll was launched in the UK called “










Gracie was back in the aisle yesterday but this time it wasn’t shopping it was wedding. Her other papa ‘papa Brown’ Alan’s dad was getting married at Cumnock Old Church. Alan said she was very well behaved.




I was talking on the phone to Gracie’s GREAT! auntie Isy (ma wee sis). Isy checks out the blog most days and she said she was looking at the blog the other day and was not impressed with “The Wiggles”. I mean, come on, you cannot be serious, not impressed with “The Wiggles”. When it comes to children’s TV my sister is more ‘old school’, even older school 









What a great invention the “Baby Walker” is. I don’t know who invented them but 



Gracie’s uncle Jordan has lost his first tooth and he is so proud that his BIG teeth will be coming soon. We will put the tooth in a box and keep it with his other baby stuff. We have a friend who has kept all her children’s baby teeth, the children are now 17 & 19 years old.

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To all you parents and grandparents out there - I’ve just discovered a way to save you thousands at Christmas and birthdays. It’s a new interactive toy Gracie loves it and you can get some enjoyment out of it too.













With characters like Jemima the rag doll, Humpty, Big Ted, Little Ted, and not forgetting Hamble the doll, “Playschool” was compulsive viewing for most youngsters back then. click 










