“PAPAHOOD”

In the mid-sixties a doll was launched in the UK called “Tiny Tears” it was unique in that it piddled and it cried real tears. It didn’t really cry real tears it cried tap water tears. Maybe we could get the manufacturers under the trade descriptions act? What you did was filled its bottle with water, fed it, and then tears would flow and it would piddle. Before you start thinking that I’m wierd to know so much about dolls I do have two sisters and now have two daughters so I’ve seen plenty of dolls.

The reason I mention all this is that I’ve noticed a strange phenomenon. Every time I feed Gracie her bottle her eye waters, a tiny tear runs down her cheek. I dab it dry with her bib but another one appears. You will see it bellow in the pictures I took this morning. She’s hasn’t been crying and it always happens. Strange or what I’m sure someone will come up with a logical explanation to this mystery.